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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

He can't go to Congress now, because Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani are THREATENING HIM. Sucks when the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it, MICHAEL?

Meow Hiss Claws Out For Rudy Giuliani!

But who else is gonna take that job?

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Trump's shutdown enters Day 33, federal workers go on strike, and nobody wants the wall. Your morning news brief!

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Rudy Giuliani Settles The Debate. Moron. The Answer Is Moron.

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