Donald Trump HEREBY ORDERS Jobs Report To Be AWESOME!!!1! Jobs report tells him to eat it. Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 06 Sep 2019
​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
In The Matter Of Playboy V. White House, Judge Says Get F*cked It's Karem v. Gorks in THUNDERDOME. Five Dollar Feminist lawsplainer 04 Sep 2019
The Category Five Storm Is IN TRUMP'S BRAIN! No but seriously, WHAT THE FUCK? Five Dollar Feminist White House 03 Sep 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Is OUT OF TOWN YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 31 Aug 2019
We Need To Talk Some More About President BabbleSh*t's Humiliating G7 Performance Is his brain leaking all the way out of his head? Is he a Russian asset? Or is it both? Evan Hurst Russia 27 Aug 2019
New Sarah Huckabee Sanders Has History Of Plagiarism And DUIs, She Sounds #BeBest Almost anyone would be an improvement over Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and we guess Stephanie Grisham is technically 'almost anyone.' Stephen Robinson White House 23 Aug 2019
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Hired By Father Of (Trump's) Lies So that's on brand. Evan Hurst News 22 Aug 2019
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
