President Whine-Baby Climbs Into Maggie Haberman's Arms, Cries It Out 'Sometimes you just have to let them cry it out,' Maggie Haberman may or may not have said to Peter Baker after the interview was over. Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2019
Latest SALACIOUS TRUMP GOSSIP From Michael Wolff 100% Fucking True: A Wonkette Fact-Check! Get The Latest Hot Gossip Before Trump's Smart Lawyers Get Michael Wolff's Book DELETED FROM THE WORLD! Evan Hurst Culture 04 Jan 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Sick And Tired Of All These Incredibly Slow News Weeks YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst Featured 22 Jul 2017
Sweet Baby Jesus, Donald Trump Is Spooked! It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is. Evan Hurst Russia 21 Jul 2017
Robert Mueller ALL UP In Donald Trump's Business. (Literally! His Russian Money Business!) SUCK IT, TRUMP. Evan Hurst Russia 20 Jul 2017
No For Real Trump's New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!) More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview! Evan Hurst Russia 20 Jul 2017
Puss-Burglar Defends Puss-Burglar Against Charges Of Aggravated Puss-Burgling A story about Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly! Evan Hurst Culture 05 Apr 2017
Good News, Donald Trump Might Not Even Serve As President If He's Elected! In this constitutional scenario, the new president would be either Ivanka Trump or dead Ronald Reagan's corpse farts. Evan Hurst News 07 Jul 2016
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
