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10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t

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President #NeverMoist Got His Ass Chapped About SOMETHIN' Today. Wonder What!

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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