Hello, FBI? We'd Like To Report A Crime In Progress. PELOSI, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ... Evan Hurst Russia 13 Jun 2019
Hero Trump Saves Innocent Kim Jong Un From Spying By Mean CIA Can we call him a literal traitor to America now? Is it time yet? Evan Hurst News 12 Jun 2019
TFW You're Trying To Give Kim Jong Un A Reacharound But Mnuchin Won't Get Off Your Jock Just another Foreign Policy Friday, brought to you by the Underpants King of Mar-a-Lago! Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2019
Why Is President ToddlerSh*ts McSad Having A Meltdown Today? Oh, why ISN'T he? Perhaps that is a better question. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Mar 2019
How Bad Is Trump Gonna F*ck It Up With Kim Jong Un, On A Scale Of One To 'Oops, I Gave Ivanka To North Korea'? The world's eyes are on Trump, and they are LOLing. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2019
President Big Mac Probably America's Greatest National Security Threat, So That's GREAT! The Intelligence Community is PISSED, y'all. And they're leaking. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Feb 2019
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t We're sure this is fine. Evan Hurst Russia 30 Jan 2019
President #NeverMoist Got His Ass Chapped About SOMETHIN' Today. Wonder What! Aw, did somebody get some bad news? Evan Hurst News 13 Nov 2018
Let's All Try To Wrap Our Brains Around This Incredibly Stupid Argument For The Electoral College popular
Trump Retweets Notorious British Racist Katie Hopkins In Order To Prove He Isn't Racist Post-Racial America
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ News
