Teabaggers Agree on Totally Reasonable Idea to Impeach Obama

Here is a clever idea the Teabaggers have come up with to make sure President Obama stops getting his way: "Let's just get rid of him," they have decided . Yes, apparently, if America elects a president and then decides three years in that he is doing a poor job, not quite living up to his promises, or just flat out being an illegal Kenyan terrorist, America can just throw a tantrum and replace that bad president with a zombie overlord or some other hilarious character. Democracy . This is the strategy that Rep. Michael Burgess of Texas would like to use to get rid of the president, because it's just so easy!

Some disgruntled patriots down in Texas were a little angry with their Rep. Burgess, because he voted to raise the debt ceiling, when he should have made a more valiant attempt to collapse the economy, so there would be more problems to blame on the black president.

Many Tea Party activists view the deal as an instance of Republicans acquiescing too early. When one attendee asked who in the room disagreed with Burgess' decision to support the bill, nearly everyone put a hand in the air.

Mitchell Monis of Keller called the deal "a joke" and told Burgess that he was very disappointed by his decision to support it.

"You caved," Monis said.

But oh, they agreed on one thing! Someone should really impeach that Obama person. That would really iron out this whole mess.

When one attendee suggested that the House push for impeachment proceedings against President Obama to obstruct the president from pushing his agenda, Burgess was receptive.

"It needs to happen, and I agree with you it would tie things up," Burgess said. "No question about that."

When asked about the comment later, Burgess said he wasn't sure whether the proper charges to bring up articles of impeachment against Obama were there, but he didn't rule out pursuing such a course.

"We need to tie things up," Burgess said. "The longer we allow the damage to continue unchecked, the worse things are going to be for us."

Somewhere deep in the heart of the Constitution it reads, "Laws are just obstacles preventing white people from enjoying the freedom to relax around their above-ground pools and eat endless amounts of adult-sized Lunchables." This is probably the clause they will use to impeach the President. [ Fort Worth Star-Telegram ]