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Teabaggers Annoy WI Democrats At Lazy River; WI Gov Threatens Obama

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Those Teabaggers sure hate unions, huh? The Rockford Tea Party is running around the runaway Democratic state senators' hotel in Illinois, bothering them when they're just trying to get drunk and relax on the water park's lazy river. Now, some have left the hotel to go to undisclosed locations, hopefully other hotels with indoor water parks. Meanwhile, there are headlines like "President Obama monitoring tensions in Madison" (sounds like this "Madison" place is in the West Bank?) and "Wisconsin Governor to Obama: Mind Your Own Business." Well, if the guy is just going to be a dick about it, Obama should send in the army to keep the peace and extradite this governor guy to Hosni Mubarak's coma resort. Then the fine teachers of Wisconsin can get back to the important work of teaching children cheese history and cheese mathematics and cheese physical education.

"I think we're focused on balancing our budget. It would be wise for the president and others in Washington to focus on balancing their budget, which they're a long ways from doing," Walker told Fox News.

Good idea! Perhaps Obama can discontinue all of our weapons research, which is very expensive, and dump whatever's left over on this governor so his state can get back to business and stop being an adorable colder facsimile of Egypt. [YouTube/Fox News]

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It was bound to happen. We're now watching Republican congressmen react to Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office and saying "RUSSIA IF YOU'RE LISTENING" during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, literally inviting hostile foreign powers to attack the 2020 election for him like Russia did in 2016. And if you thought there wouldn't be at least one of them to say the quiet part loud and state for the record that crime is good if it helps Republicans win, then you haven't been paying attention to the Republican party in quite a while.

Enter GOP Rep. Chris Stewart of Utah, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, AKA the committee whose members really should know better, even the Republicans, but unfortunately they don't because A) they're idiots and B) they've been sucking at Devin Nunes's dairy cows' teats (ALLEGEDLY) for too long:

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