Oh good, more opinions from this guy.


It is a day, which means somewhere in the recent past, or maybe right this second if he's awake, NRA board member Ted Nugent has been spotted doing public bigotry of some sort. Now, far be it from us to say that maybe the Nooge is anti-Semitic, haha just kidding, far be it NOT FROM US to say that:

Now, unless that is too subtle for you, he is putting the Israeli flag on a bunch of people, including "Jew York Mayor Mikey Bloomberg" and. Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-Jerusalem) who "gave Russian Jew immigrants your tax money." So what's everybody kvetching about already? These are just Nugent Thoughts, and you shouldn't judge them, unless you want to be the Real Racist.

[contextly_sidebar id="oDw1WHjYzB4T5HCFgFc2HTW64hvg2mjT"]Besides, if those noted Jewishes are taking away all the guns, then that means they probably want to do the Holocaust to American Anne Frank lookalikes like Ted Nugent (and George Zimmerman probably). AND, also too, we have learned in the past year that the Holocaust wouldn't have been so sadface anyway if all the Jews in Europe had been American NRA members, so Ted is just trying to help.

Since all the everybody had a wussy libtard conniption fit over the picture he posted on Facebook, Ted figured he'd follow up with an explanation:

See? Ted Nugent is wearing a "yamika" at a "barmitzva" (because he is a newly minted man who has just sprouted his first pube, mazel tov!) and playing a "kosher" guitar, as opposed to those freedom-hating gun-controlling guitars made of strings entirely composed of milks and meats what are touching. He's on the side of the REAL JEWS, the ones who know you're not a real man unless you're concealing a tiny gun inside your tefillin.

By the by, the Jews For The Preservation Of Firearm Ownership, which is the name of Ted Nugent's home synagogue we guess, has 380 total likes on Facebook, so obviously he's speaking for MOST CONCERNED JEWS.

Of course, Media Matters reports that OTHER kinds of Jewish organizations, the ones who are aligned with the real Holocausters like Sens. Dianne Feinstein and "Chucky-Boy Schumer" probably, are somehow offended by Nugent's Facebooking:

Nugent was criticized in the media for his post and condemned by civil rights group the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), which described Nugent's image as "conspiratorial anti-Semitism." He was also denounced by the Simon Wiesenthal Center, with Associate Dean Rabbi Abraham Cooper stating, "Ted Nugent has every right to advocate against gun control laws. However he won't be getting a free pass for his anti-Semitic bigotry."

They are being so mean! Guess Ted will have to get on Facebook again and post a stupid:

Now it all makes sense. Ted Nugent is the real Jewish holocaust victim, except for how NEVER AGAIN, he won't let it happen to him. Besides, he calls things he doesn't like "Hitler" all the time (LIKE THAT DAMN OBAMA), doesn't that mean he is beyond reproach in the Nice To Jewishes department?

You may be thinking, wait, we thought Ted Nugent was just like Rosa Parks and also the most Native American human who ever lived in America, how can he also be such an expert at Jew-ing?

Because he contains multitudes, child, MULTITUDES.

[The Nooge on Facebook / Media Matters / Crooks & Liars]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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