TGIF: Terror Threat Level So Frickin' High Tonight, It Thinks It's God Now


You know how you know when a constant terror threat level alert isworking? When people actually go so crazy that they start sending packages that "ignite and smoke" to the head of the Homeland Security Safety Mall Corporation. This is really going on! People in Maryland are sending smoke bombs addressed to Janet Napolitano because of those highway signs that tell drivers to report anybody doing anything suspicious, such as not eating sixteen tacos while driving to another fast food franchise.

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