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The rule for today is mostly Nice Time posts. Everyone already knows what happened in 2016; we don't really have to repeat it. But Jesus Fuck, was everything terrible. We ran out of money! (But you sent more.) We laid off Robyn! (But she still comes part-time.) We bought a house! And the week we moved in, Shy's dad fucking died.


I mean COME ON.

And all the time, you have been there. You've been there for us, yes, with money and love notes. But mostly, you've been there for each other. You threw your own meetups! You gave each other succor. You held each other when the worst possible thing happened -- worse than Trump even -- and one of your children died.

We thank you in our hearts for being here with us, we just usually show it by yelling at you. (YOU LIKE IT.)

And all we can give you in return is 10 to 12 hours a day of reading the news for you, and maybe just a few little baby pix. So have the Year in Donna Rose Pictures, just for you. Collect and trade them all, or something!

We love you, we love you, we love you, we love you. Better luck next year, us!

Donna Rose ate SOUP! and she was all WHAAAAATTT?????

Donna Rose went to Wall Drug, and was not taken to baby jail!

It is time for a Wonkebatho!

Babbypundit.

Just hanging with her best friends, David Corn and Charlie Pierce Esq.

At a Wonker's house in ... Charlotte? Yes! Charlotte!

Frog babby in Ouray, CO! Also: probably having a poop.

Best outfit. I picked that one.

Terlets.

Mod squad.

Tidy girl.

WIZARD.

Monster hat.

Beatnik babby.

Your wonk dollars bought her those glasses, and we would DO IT AGAIN.

Cultural appropriation Halloween.

Master of disguise.

Doktor Zoom and the Snow Queen.

Supermodel.

And goddammit, Donna Rose with her dear Papa Mark. Fucking goddamn bullshit 2016.

There are a million more, because we're old parents with cameras and computers RIGHT THERE IN OUR PHONES THAT LIVE IN OUR POCKETS, WHATTTT???! But we think that should hold you today.

Now go hold each other, please, even if your arms are just pixels. They can't get all of us if we hold on really tight.

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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