That North Dakota Nazi-Town Guy Is A Little Bit Black, So It Is True That Black People Are The Real Racists


Oh whoops North Dakota Nazi-Town Guy Craig Cobb, you are having such problems trying to build your North Dakota Nazi Town! First thoseIndian grandmaws were like BAM YA BURNT, and then the town tyrants made you follow building and health codes just like common negroes. But it turns out you are a little bit of common negro, like 14 percent or so, and you do not seem happy about that!

So Trisha Goddard of The Trisha Teevee Program was all like "here is the result of the DNA test and the baby is not yours!" Wait no, wrong show. She was all like "here is the result of the DNA test and you got a little bit of black in you!"

And that is when Craig Cobb stopped believing in "science," because it is obviously unpossible that a black lady and a white man could "do it" or the other way around ("it do"), it would be like a donkey mating with a horse! UNPOSSIBLE. SCIENCE!

“I’ll tell you this,” Cobb said. “Oil and water don’t mix.”

Goddard stood up and attempted a fist bump with Cobb, saying, “Hey, bro,” but the white supremacist pulled away his hand and refused to participate.

Cobb told The Daily Mail that he agreed to the test because he “assumed it was science,” but he dismissed the test results as flawed and produced by “craven and debased” television executives who aimed only to shock and “promote multiculturalism.”

Waaaah, Nazi had his feelings hurt, by being made a total fool of because of how he's A Idiot. We will say this, though, teevee producers and Tricia Goddard: watch yourselves, Jenny Jones-styley. We're not saying this particular guy is murdery, but you'd have to sort of assume so, since that was sort of the Nazi's "thing."


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