The Devil Accuses Bobby Jindal Of Sinning In His Heart (And In His Hand) To Amy Grant

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

July 25, 2012 06:18 PM

Behold this dramatization of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal's account of the exorcism of a friend that he performed in college. This is just an excellent film, detailed and insightful about the spiritual warfare that aims to drive Lucifer from the bodies of our fellow humans.

It is better than any piece of filmmaking yet to include the trenchant declaration, "I queef on your Bible."

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

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