The Secret Service Would Like A Quiet Moment With Ted Nugent
Celebrated guitar-plucking analberry Ted Nugent caused quite the stir with thisdelightfully braindead comment the other day: "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year." Heh indeedy, what? Perhaps that was an "assassination joke," or he was just chugging lighter fluid and saying nonsense, or both. What do you think, Secret Service?
The Democratic party, meanwhile, is busy ruining this.