The Student Becomes The Master Of The Stupidest Man On The Internet

Lucian Wintrich, the fetching young understudy to to the Stupidest Man On The Internet, Jim Hoft's aka "The Gateway Pundit," has had a busy week. CNN had gotten in a small spot of trouble by NOT doxxing a clever man who loves to make lists of all of CNN's Jews. Oh, the people were so angry!

Wintrich, had of course already scaled the heights of American journalism by making "ironic" white power signs (it is of course a very tiresome thing, wherein the "alt right" make up their own fake news "gotchas," by pretending the "okay" sign is a white power sign, and if you say "hey that okay sign is a white power sign because they said so," they sue you) at the White House press podium.

But now, with CNN in the surveyor's marks, there was so much meme magic to make! So many opportunities for this fresh young upstart to push his way into the limelight! To prove that it is he, not Jim Hoft, who ought to be playing Cora in Footsteps on the Ceiling is truly the Stupidest Man On the Internet. Like so:

He soon deleted it, at "people's requests," because apparently the poor lad hadn't considered that in this particular analogy, CNN is America, and Donald Trump is Evil Al Qaeda Terrorism.

He claimed to still think it was funny though.

We wrap up this post with some random quotes from All About Eve that surely have nothing to do with the story above, how could they:

  • If we don't blow them, who else will?
  • I detest cheap sentiment.
  • I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail like a salted peanut.
  • When you're a secretary in a brewery, it's pretty hard to make-believe you're anything else. Everything is beer.

Whatever are we suggesting? Who can even tell anymore. Is there a Sarah Siddons Award for stupidity on the internet?

Wonkette is ad-free, and Jim Hoft still owes us $3150. We are to be had for the price of a cocktail, by clicking below.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)


©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc