The UN Wants Your Guns So It Can Kill You With Them, For Irony
The most powerful branch of the U.S. government, the UN, is going to take away all your guns and force all Americans to dip their fries in disgusting mayonnaise like a common Belgian. [ WorldNetDaily ]
At least America still has the best brown-people-killing boom-boom sticks in the world. USA! USA! [ FoxNews ]
Enough of this gay-ass "diplomacy," why can't Obama be more like the legendary Texan patriot and invade every country we dislike for no reason? [ The Foundry ]
Everyone wants Hillary Clinton's scalp so they can eat it and gain her power. [ Gateway Pundit ]
It is time to take action against Apple and their fag-hags by reinstating the hate-app they so rancorously tore from the hands of iPhone-using gay-bashers everywhere. [ LifeNews ]
Ok...been thinking about this for a bit now. This super gun can fire explosive rounds that detonate behind the enemy's cover. Ummm, isn't another name for this mortar or grenade launcher...or, if you're close enough, just a grenade?
Yeah, but this is AWESOME!!!1!!