Theory of Evolution Wins Miss America Pageant
Terrible godless socialist racket "Miss USA Pageant" declared Miss California, Alyssa Campanella, the winner after she was one of only two contestants out of 51 girls in the pageant to correctly answer a question about evolution, by affirming that it exists. America's other bright shining young ladies either did not understand the question or went with the more popular, "the jury is still out on science" response:
One after another of the contestants, like Miss Maryland, confused the evolution of species with the origin of life (not the same) or said a variation of Miss Michigan's line that it's "silly" and "ignorant" not to know "both sides" including, evidently, religious views in public schools.
Three were flat out opposed: Miss Kentucky, home state of the Creation Museum; Miss Alaska who assures us "each of us was individually created by God for a purpose"; and Miss Alabama who doesn't believe in evolution.
Only Miss Massachusetts and Campanella stood up for Darwin.