This Is How Donald Trump Gets Off A Plane (OMFG Video)
Donald Trump is in Ireland -- the CLASSIEST, YOOGEST ISLAND. How do you greet Donald Trump when he gets off a plane? Do you have Bobbsey Triplets playing violin, harp, and Ariel's mermaid voice, in matching red cocktail dresses and five inch beige heels? No, because you did not think of it first, because you're a fucking dummy who don't know how to properly welcome the world's most important golf-course guy. Good job, DUMMY.
What is classier and yooger than Playboy's Girls of the Brunch Reception hanging out on the wet tarmac to call you back to the Scylla and Charybdis (STING REFERENCE)? NOTHING. But let's try anyway.
- A lady with Pop Rocks, in her vagina.
- These two doing oral (maybe analingual?) on the Tarmac.
- Boner Garage.
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