Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis

Today In 9/11: Inbreeding Muslins, Sharia-ing Supermodels, and Jack El-Kerouaqis

It's September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you're going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was in Austin, eating breakfast tacos). Will you burn a votive candle? Just make sure it's not one of those Mexi-candles with Mary on it. Oh, perhaps you should get a "Never Forget" tattoo, with this "Is-swastika-lam" design. And of course, make sure to Burn Yer Queeran...Speaking of which!

  • America's beloved Burn-a-Koran Man Terry Jones doesn't just hate muslins in general -- he also hates David Bowie's wife, Iman, in particular:

    Iman, whose real name is Iman Mohamed Abdulmajid, is known for spreading sharia in the modeling industry. She also spent time living in Kenya, where she babysat Barack Hussein Obama.

  • Did you know that Muslins like to marry their first cousins and that this might be why they're so crazy and unhealthy and dumb all the time? Bryan Fischer from the American Family Association blogs that inbreeding may have done "irreversible damage to the Muslim gene pool, including extensive damage to its intelligence, sanity, and health." No kidding! The AFA is the maker of the Homo Home Depot and "War on War on Christmas" fashion-button campaigns, two of America's most popular culture-war movements. When they speak, we listen.
  • There's an "'INFIDELS' RALLY AGAINST THE MASS MURDER MOSQUE AT 'GROUND ZERO'" protest coming up on September 14 at noon at 45 Park Place in New York City, USA. Mark your calendars.
  • Two Muslins went all Jack Kerouac & Dean Moriarty and spent Ramadan tooling around America in a Chevy, visiting 30 mosques in 30 days. What did they learn? "[T]hat America still embraces immigrants and the nation is filled with welcoming and loving people." Now they'll go celebrate Eid (the end of Ramadan) in Dearborn, Michigan, where all the Christians have been jailed.

[Rightly Concerned/CNN/thanks to tipster "Dirksen Rayburn" for the Iman pic.]


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