Today's Lesson: Make Sure Your Sex Contracts With Law Students Are Ironclad

You're old enough now that we can probably tell you about this. Sometimes when a rich lawyer and a law student like each other very much and are going to do lots of lawyer-pays-student sexytime, they write up a contract to ensure mutual satisfaction. But sometimes those contracts aren't written very well and hilarity ensues.
First off, let us find out what went into this sexytime contract. Turns out it went through many rounds of negotiations, like you do when you're contracting for sexytime for monies. London Big Firm Lawyer tried to muscle Sexytime Student into a confidentiality clause in the contract she simply did not think was fair, so she signed the document with only part of her signature because every law student knows that magically makes it not a legally binding document. Wait what?