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Christlike Tow-Truck Driver Leaves Disabled Bernie Supporter On Side Of The Road

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Jesus take the wheel!


Many Christians, when faced with a tough decision in life, ask themselves "What Would Jesus Do?" Ken Shupe, a South Carolina tow-truck driver, asked himself just that when faced with the moral quagmire of whether or not to tow the car of a disabled woman who made it clear through her bumper stickers that she supported Bernie Sanders for PRESIDENT of these United States. And lo, when he thought about it, the Lord Jesus came unto him and said "Just leave the bitch."

"Something came over me, I think the Lord came to me, and he just said get in the truck and leave. And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed."

So, you know, basically it is a beautiful and holy miracle. Except for 25-year-old Cassie McWade.

McWade had been in a car accident, and when her family called up their regular mechanic, he was unable to go help her out. So he called his buddy Ken Shupe of Shupee Max Towing in Traveler's Rest, South Carolina (are you writing this down, South Carolinians?), to go in his place. So, after McWade waited about an hour for Shupe to get there, he walks up to her and explains that he cannot tow her car. Because of the Bernie Sanders bumper sticker Jesus hates so much.

McWade then had to wait another hour-and-a-half for another tow truck driver to come get her.

Shupe later explained to reporters at WLOS-13 that Bernie Sanders supporters are socialists who do not pay their bills. You know, because that is what socialism is. He also says he was not aware McWade was disabled, despite the handicap placard dangling prominently from her rear view mirror. McWade has "psoriatic arthritis, fibromyalgia, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and early-stage Crohn's -- the latter of which she says made having to wait that long to get to a restroom "terrifying." Shupe says that even if he'd known she was disabled, he would not have towed her car, but that he would have waited with her until another tow-truck driver who was not terrible at his job came to get her.

Since Shupe's appearance on the local news, the Shupee Max Towing Facebook Page has gotten many, many new reviews. Shockingly, many of these reviews suggest that Jesus -- even though we all know how much he hated the things Bernie Sanders supports, like free health care and feeding people -- actually might NOT have been super into the idea of leaving a disabled person on the side of the road because you do not like who they are voting for. Very strange!

Perhaps the next time Mr. Shupe gets a call for a tow -- should that ever occur again -- he could graciously inform the customer ahead of time that he will not be towing them should their political beliefs not coincide with his so that they do not have to waste their time waiting for him, only be to be abandoned upon Jesus's whim.

[WLOS 13]

[H/T Christian Nightmares]

Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.


Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

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