Trump And Jeff Sessions Just Took A Tiki Torch To DACA
He looked so happy.
Jeff Sessions got an erection today. It had been a while. As we expected, Donald Trump dispatched the hayseed racist attorney general from the Confederate States of America to announce they will "wind down" the DACA program for undocumented children brought here illegally by their parents, giving Congress six months to fix it, and giving almost 800,000 innocent DREAMers six months to prepare to go back to their own countries, which is weird, since America is the only country most of them have ever known.
Watch as Sessions pulls his white hood off to 'splain us how fucking these people over is the "compassionate" thing to do:
Sessions: "We are people of compassion. And we are people of law. There's nothing compassionate about failure to enforce immigration laws." pic.twitter.com/rGpTOpzcGZ
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) September 5, 2017
Fuck this crybaby, Cheeto-stained, douche canoe, and his slimy little justice department house elf.
Irma might take care of that problem. The infrastructure in Puerto Rico is so bad that predictions are being made of major power outages that could last for a very long time. PR is in Irma's crosshairs. In another week literal boatloads of US citizens (yes Puerto Ricans are US citizens) might answer that problem.