Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They're Dead

Quite the surprise how that happened, isn't it?

Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross is along on Donald Trump's first overseas trip, just in case Trump needs help selling a spare mansion for $95 million, and probably doing some commerce stuff, too, if Jared lets him. We figure Trump just keeps Wilbur Ross around for laughs, because he is so great at humorous observations, like how the Syrian missile attack was such awesome after-dinner entertainment. He's a funny guy (no, we're not saying he amuses us or makes us laugh, like a clown). Consider this latest laugh-fest by Ross: In an interview on CNBC, he explained the Saudi people must love Donald Trump -- maybe more than Americans do -- because there weren't any protests to spoil the experience:

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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