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Trump Just Spent Another Morning Tweeting Weird Stuff About News Ladies

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Picture it, America, 2017. The president wakes up, wipes the sleep out of his eyes, puts his robe on...


And before even sitting down to eat his Lucky Charms and watch his favorite Saturday Morning Cartoons, he undoes the flap of his Dr. Dentons and proceeds to lay this kind of shit all over Twitter. Again. BECAUSE HE IS SO MAD AT THAT LADY ON THE NEWS WHAT SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM! So mad! GRRRR!!! He will show her!

He's tweeting, again, about Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, and calling them names like "Crazy Joe" and "dumb as a rock Mika." Because it's definitely worth the President's time to yell at television news hosts who for saying mean things about his his nice and beautiful pretend Time magazine covers.

He is also insisting that MSNBC let Greta Van Susteren go after only six months because she loved him so much and would't go along with "Trump hate." Which is rather strange in light of the fact that the network just gave noted Trump supporter Hugh Hewitt his own show. Weird! He clearly also forgets that Van Susteren has indeed suggested that his Comey tweets ran the risk of witness intimidation, and is not, perhaps, quite as in love with him as he may imagine. Probably he just wanted to make it look like he was not mad at ALL the lady journalists. Or something.

He's mad that many states don't want to play with his "distinguished" voter fraud panel, because it is stupid and exhausting and involves releasing sensitive voter information for pretty much no reason other than validating Trump's belief that he would have won the popular vote if it weren't for voter fraud. Which, no. Just no.

He is also insisting that he and Justin Trudeau are new friends, which likely comes as a surprise to Justin Trudeau.

The fact that he continues to do this is evidence that either everyone in the White House hates his guts, including his own family, or evidence that no one can control him, which is also bad. All of this is bad. Everything about this, including the fact that we, as a country, must continually be humiliated by the fact that we have a president that does this and thinks this is appropriate behavior for a grown-ass 70-year-old man, never mind the President of the United States, is bad.

HAHA. Everything is terrible and our president is eight-years-old.

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Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

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