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Trump Now Drawing Sharpie-Dicks On Hero Dogs Instead Of Hurricane Maps

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Wikipedia says Conan the Dog is a boy. The Defense Department says she is a girl. ABC says she is a girl. The president says he is a boy.

This is stupid. Let people use whichever restrooms they need, or better yet make one-stall bathrooms for everyone. It's a dog that does war and got injured doing war (that is sad!) and is probably a girl, I am guessing since Trump is a fucking idiot who probably believes cats are girls and dogs are boys.

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