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Paul Ryan shows Trump the new real estate in D.C.


Morning, Wonkers. It's Friday, so if you haven't stopped drinking yet, you'll be excused for another couple of days, though it's probably a good idea to put the bottle down this weekend and think about the 2018 elections. They'll be super important because they precede the 2020 census, and that means redistricting. In the meantime, here's some of the lame stories Yr Wonkette might make dick and fart jokes about this Armistice Day.

Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.

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