Trump's Tax Plan So Simple Even A Trump Could Understand!
Have you ever complained about taxes? You are not alone! People are like "boo taxes" and "taxes suck!" and "I am so tired of having tax people force me at gunpoint to give them money for illegal immigrants because that is definitely a thing that happens and I am not a crank!"
So Donald Trump, our president, listened to the people. He told his Goldman Sachs guys to make him a tax plan, and keep it simple and with small words so that even a common Donald Trump could read it! And they clicked their heels and bowed and came up with a very good tax plan.
The promised Trump tax plan, as distributed to press moments ago: pic.twitter.com/WVWhpPAZp0— Matthew Nussbaum (@MatthewNussbaum) April 26, 2017
Now, we know it is bad when bills are long and have many pages, because Sean Spicer explained the AHCA was better than Obamacare because Obamacare was TOO LONG and the AHCA was just the right height.
Betsy DeVos Teaches Thousands Of Poor And Black Kids Who's Boss! (Trigger Warning For SOME BULLSHIT)
If one were cynical, one might think it's a blatant attempt to deny education assistance to poor kids.
But what is in this for Wonkette, you are obviously asking! Well, it is GOOD for Wonkette, because we are a business. But it is BAD for Wonkette because this is literally exactly What Happened To Kansas, and probably Somalia, and if the economy goes to shit (which it does every time a Republican is president), then none of you will have any money left over every month to send to us, and 15 percent of zero is zero :(
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.