Digg this!

Just remember that we are fighting civilians over there so that we don't have to spend money on schools and paved roads here, in the Homeland. (Ha-ha, what? Oh right, Barack Obama is the most violent Nobel Peace Prize recipient since Henry Kissinger.) Let's toast the good life (state-sponsored global terrorism) with Franz Liszt's Dance of the Dead:

Also: Rebecca Black is a suburban tween liar, and probably on the CIA payroll, too. Yesterday was war, today is war, tomorrow is war and war comes afterwords. [CNN]