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Unchastened Chris Christie Continues To Make Sweet Gay Love To Barack Obama

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What did Chris Christie tell Barack Obama, while theycanoodled on the phone for seemingly hours? "You hang up." "No, you hang up." "You hang up first," they both repeated fucking endlessly, until they fell asleep with their Blackberries cradled under their drooling, open mouths. And what did he tell Mitt Romney?


Nothing. He sent him an email.

This has been your five-o'clock Schadenfreude.

[Bloomberg]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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