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Very Not-Dumb Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Introduces Bill To Place Obama Under House Arrest

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Howdy pardner! Don't know if you done heard, but we got us a see-quester goin' on, and that means we ain't got no cashish for thangs like White House Tours. So Pres'dent Bama, he said, well we will stop this here tour from happenin' until the see-quester is lifted, because a some reason, who knows. But if there is one thing our good ol' boys will fight to the death for, remember the Alamo, it is that their constituents not get all p-o-ed bout goin' all the way to Washinton and then not gettin' to see Nancy Reagan's chiner. So Texas Republican Louie Gohmert, who definitely ain't no idiot, introduced an amendment to the continuing resolution (budget stuff) sayin' that as long as there weren't no White House tours, Ol' Pres'dent Hippity-Hop couldn't use no taxpayer money to play him no golf. This brings up some innerestin consti-tu-tional questions: Like, if the House can decide Pres'dent Blacky there cain't use his plane to go play golf, does that mean they can also decide he cain't use his plane to go give speeches ifn it's a topic they don't like? Ifn there's a golf course near that ol White House, does that mean he cain't use his car? Can good ol Louie Gohmert decide Pres'dent Hugo Chavez cain't use no Secret Service protection ifn he wants to take a walk? Can we decide just to lock ol Pres'dent Stalin in the White Houseforever? Sure, why not, don't see no harm in it.


In a House floor speech, Gohmert said he filed the amendment with the House Rules Committee.

“None of the funds made available by a division of this act may be used to transport the president to or from a golf course until public tours of the White House resume,” the amendment reads.

“That way we will both work together so the president will not able to take a golf outing that causes 341 more federal officials to be furloughed and lose their job at least temporarily,” Gohmert said.

Blah blah blah, Louie Gohmert. "Reason reason reason." All we hear is that you shore do wish you could place the president under house arrest. Because not allowing a nation's president to leave his four walls is the essence of democracy, unlike the tyranny of a Democratic House and Senate passing things proposed by a twice-elected Kenyan Tyrant Dictator Hugo Chavez Usurper you don't like.

[DailyCaller]

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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