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Vice President Dick Cheney Still Undead
Former Vice President Dick Cheney, 71, has received a new heart,The New York Times reports.
Mr. Cheney is best known to the American public for usurping the power of the presidency from his alleged boss, George W. Bush; pushing the country to war on false pretenses; and shooting an old man in the face. At which point the old man apologized to him.
The heart is Mr. Cheney's first.
[NYT]
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