Wanna Hear Something REALLY Scary?
Do you love Wonkette? Me too! Do you want Wonkette to live forever? We have so much in common! Do you want to support Wonkette's writers with "rent" and "health care" and Wonkette's children and grandchildren with "marshmallow ghosts" and "new shoes"? I also want you to do that!
So let's take a minute and get out our credit card numbers and/or Paypal logins, and let's fund Wonkette if we weren't already!
Because we are the few (really few, what other actually independent woman-owned news websites you seen lately?), the proud (we are very proud!), the ad-free (we are really ad-free, and don't even have $159 million in VC funding, which seems impossible yet somehow is true), and we got Dok and Evan and Robyn and SER (they have been doing livechat streamy things on Sundays, do you like them?) and Liz and Jamie and Michael AND A BARTENDER, we got you A BARTENDER, to pay. Also, I have another fucking $3000 photo bill, this time it was Evan's fault not mine, fuck! PHOTO BILLS! (If you are a copyright attorney who loves Wonkette, please email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com, I love you right back.)
So if you love Wonkette and are one of the 711,418 readers last month who DIDN'T pay us (you are 99.5 percent of you strong!), and if you are not Actively Poor at the moment, well, I think you should! (If you are poor, I like Jesus love you most of all.)
If you are reading this on your SmartNews gadget, here is a link you can pay us at!
Ready? PAY ME! GOOD DAY!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.