Watch Jimmy Carter Laugh At His Cancer, Smileyface Emoticon Here
Here is Jimmy Carter cracking some jokes about John Kerry, and how John Kerry never calls him and probably super hates how Jimmy Carter is always nagging at him and making him do things. Jimmy Carter is totally like that.
Anything Jimmy Carter regrets? "I wish I would have sent more helicopters to get the hostages, and then we would have rescued them, and I would have been reelected," he said, and he totally inserted a human winkyface emoticon while he was talking.
[LAUGH LINE APPLAUSE BREAK THE CROWD GOES NUTS OKAY WELL NOT NUTS BUT LAUGHING RUEFULLY MAYBE BECAUSE UGH RONALD REAGAN YOU MONSTER PERSON WHO SUCKS]
Anyway, Jimmy's all right, don't you worry about him, he's got a friend in Jesus.
"I just thought I had a few weeks left. But I was surprisingly at ease. I've had a wonderful life, I've had thousands of friends, and I've had an exciting and adventurous and gratifying existence," Carter said of his feelings after an MRI found the melanoma on his brain. "So I was surprisingly at ease. Much more so than my wife was. But now I feel that you know that it's in the hands of God and my worship, and I'll be prepared for anything that comes."
There's a few hundred thousand more friends at your Wonkette, Mr. Carter, may we call you Jimmy, yes we may.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.