NewsMay 20, 2014 03:00 PM
We Are Hiring, Or Our Sister Site Is, Same Thing Mostly
Hey guys, whatcha doin', bein' unemployed? That is so like you. Well WE HAVE NEWS and that is that our beloved Snipy has given us notice -- she was all like FUCK THIS NOISE I'm OUT -- and is going to be our night editor instead, which means HappyNiceTimePeople.com needs an editor or editoresse. What does that mean for you? Let's sexploreover at HappyNiceTimePeople!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.