We Might Let Some Republicans Into Our Tampa Wonkette Drinky Thing, But Only If They Are Shirtless
HELLO FLORIDA. You have been so patient, waiting for the deets on our Republican National Convention Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup in Tampa! Will there be beer, and fried things, and ladies in skimpy tops? Yes, yes, and it could happen! Will there be Republicans, and media 'lites, and you, the brave and loyal Wonker? Most certainly, but only if the Republicans are hot.
We shall meet on Tuesday, Aug. 28, at MacDinton's, an Irish pub with many choices of fried things and beer, at like six or seven.
405 South Howard Avenue
Tampa, Florida 33606
Don't forget to pack your extra liver!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.