We Thought We Were Joking About That Obamacare Fainting Lady, But Apparently We Were Not Joking
The other day, we brought you what we thought was a pretty lame and obvious joke about how the lady who had been standing too long in the sun behind President Bablack Obamblack at his Obamblackare spiel was an obvious plant faking her own dizzy spell and near-faint, because of how some people on the Internet are fucking lunatics.
But surprise, that is just how the fucking lunatics see it, and oh my god, we are so tired. First, Alex Jones's Infowars highlighted all the different fainting spells at Obama rallies -- just like we did! -- to prove that ... well, we don't know exactly, and now Drudge is pointing his massive firehose of internet mouthbreathers at this very smart and totally sane lady from "lady-patriots.com," who has Zaprudered the fuck out of this total setup, because.
As soon as I watched it I went to youtube to check it out from different directions. It was just as fake from any of them.
For some strange reason, Obama has to have props around him when he does one of his con-jobs in the Rose Garden, or wherever he chooses to receive his worshipers. This was no different, except that he had animated props this time. Although it was well staged there were enough holes in this little scene to drive the proverbial truck through.
Tell us more, Lady Patriot!
You will see in the following video [above!] that the pregnant woman is standing with a friend who is holding her hand with her arm wrapped around her waist. That is until she starts to “faint”. Then she steps slightly aside and never even looks at the women she is holding. She smiles a nervous smile for the camera because she has done her part in this extremely poorly orchestrated drama.
Why would they come up with this transparent attempt to manipulate the low information voters? Who knows? Did it make anyone feel warm and fuzzy for our hero President? Probably. There are a lot of idiots out there. Did it take the focus off the disastrous website? I don’t think so. Whatever the reason was that Obama and his advisers had to dream up this silly scheme it certainly smacks of desperation. If I was him I would fire them all. But, who knows? As stupid as this idea was, it could have been his. Maybe he’ll fire himself.
Listen, Lady Patriot, this is stupid. You know why it is stupid? Because Prezzy O'Hezzy did not even catch that lady. He just sort of steadied her. If he is going to set someone up to pretend to faint, with a conspiracy of, like, dozens of people, shouldn't he actually be the hero who catches her? After all, that is how Cory Booker did it, when he pretended to rescue that lady from that fire when she probably did not even exist at all!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.