Is it December 12 yet? NO??? We are approximately ninety-seven months into the Alabama Senate campaign, and it's all so filthy and vile. But it's time for another lap in the the Roy Moore pigshit lagoon. So hold your noses, Wonkers! WE'RE GOING IN!

Roy Moore's wife, Kayla, spent yesterday falsifying endorsement letters and scouring the internet for someone, ANYONE, to say that the most recent woman to accuse her husband of sexual assault, Beverly Nelson Young, is a liar. Mrs. Moore was never much for science, but she's darn sure that her husband never signed that yearbook!

If the "Y" doesn't match, he never chased that ... errrm, never mind.

Anyway, Mrs. Moore seems to have left out one or two details in her press conference. Turns out, she's got a yearbook just like that at home. Although hers isn't signed by the Etowah County DA. (Or is it????)

Liz Dye

Liz Dye lives in Baltimore with her wonderful husband and a houseful of teenagers. When she isn't being mad about a thing on the internet, she's hiding in plain sight in the carpool line. She's the one wearing yoga pants glaring at her phone.

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