Well I Guess We Have To Make You This 'Election Game Of US America Elections: The Game' Now
did you know in england a trump is slang for a fart?
Oh you Wonkers, with the way you shower us with love in the form of hard cash! You are so very nice to us!! You give us driveways to park our Wonkebago in, and you send us love notes, and also, did I mention? You give us money. For once you are actually getting something back, because you successfully kickstartered our Election Game Of US America Elections: The Game, or whichever combination of those words I am using this week! How much did you give us in Pounds British? TWENTY THREE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS! That means -- unless someone dicks out and withdraws all the pledges at the last minute (Thursday morning, because we dumbly put it on England Time) -- we will be printing up our game and sending it to our lucky backers, and also we will put it for sale in the Wonkette Bazaar, where you can buy it and some scary mouth panties.
Now that we're funded, we will turn our attention to writing all the cards and making sure they have funny #jokes. We got a reputation (for being dicks) to uphold!
In appreciation, have TWO BABIES AND A HOT CHICK!!!!
Donna Rose, Clover, and Clover's hot mom.
Also, you can still send us money. I know you like it.
Love love love,
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.