Yes, we could assume that Glenn Beck and that other guy on this cover are this kid's gay dads, to go for (a Wonkette record?) three-straight (three-gay) posts about gayness. But we will just advise Glenn Beck that this kid has the right strategy sliding into first; Glenn shouldn't have his mouth open so wide. And we agree with the man staring creepily at us from the back there: This is some kind of wonder. How many takes did they have to do like this? [Public Road via Gawker]