Chris Christie, he's a hell of a nice guy, no matter what that goldurned New York Times Magazine says. (They called him masterful and a winner, basically, in many many many words that we did not read all of, because author Mark Leibovich was basically jacking off on the page, and it made us feel icky in our icky place.)

But haha, that masterfully #winning Chris Christie can definitely take some mild criticism wrapped in fellatio, and he can respond with a funny joke. See, he is kissing two babies, above!

OR IS HE? The tweet above, screenshotted as it was, does not show the glory of his six-second Vine. But what happened in the seventh second?

Sorry babbies, Chris Christie EATED YOU, the end.