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What Ridiculous Lie That Makes No Sense Is Trump Making Up For No Reason Today?

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and my wife ... Melon Trump!


There's the Big Lie -- you know, Donald Trump "has the best people," the Obamacare replacement will be "terrific," Donald Trump "is not a fascist" -- that propagandists like to repeat over and over again. And then there are the small lies that make no sense. Maybe you have a brother with Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- diagnosed by YOU! -- who is constantly just making shit up when the truth would have been fine.

What ridiculous dumb lie did Trump tell yesterday?

Look, it's a wax statue! And the wax statue is "writing" an inaugural address, uh huh, you betcha.

Okay, so Donald Trump is taking over from an actual writer -- like a dude who made money from "books" BEFORE he was president, and who didn't even have to give copies to Newsmax in bulk to make a profit -- and maybe he is tetchy about how he is stupid and can't read.

So he does this:

It's the ... concierge desk at Mar a Lago? Dude, you're just being weird now. Can the shit, it's unbecoming, and also fuck off, again, no reason just felt like saying that, okay bye.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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