What Ridiculous Lie That Makes No Sense Is Trump Making Up For No Reason Today?
and my wife ... Melon Trump!
There's the Big Lie -- you know, Donald Trump "has the best people," the Obamacare replacement will be "terrific," Donald Trump "is not a fascist" -- that propagandists like to repeat over and over again. And then there are the small lies that make no sense. Maybe you have a brother with Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- diagnosed by YOU! -- who is constantly just making shit up when the truth would have been fine.
What ridiculous dumb lie did Trump tell yesterday?
Look, it's a wax statue! And the wax statue is "writing" an inaugural address, uh huh, you betcha.
Okay, so Donald Trump is taking over from an actual writer -- like a dude who made money from "books" BEFORE he was president, and who didn't even have to give copies to Newsmax in bulk to make a profit -- and maybe he is tetchy about how he is stupid and can't read.
So he does this:
It's the ... concierge desk at Mar a Lago? Dude, you're just being weird now. Can the shit, it's unbecoming, and also fuck off, again, no reason just felt like saying that, okay bye.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.