Haircut not just a 'reaction to the mods'

Hillary Clinton is bouncing back in the polls like WOAH... so now the time has come to wonder: Can she even be president, legally, what with her uterus and all? Some Trump supporters are saying NO!

Ardent Donald Trump supporter James Edwards, host of the Political Cesspool -- a White Nationalist radio show out of Utah -- is pretty sure that God has a hard and fast rule about letting ladies be presnit. And he probably knows his stuff! Edwards just recently celebrated his debut into the mainstream, which included "all-access" media credentials at the RNC, which yr Wonkette did not even have (OK, we did not apply for them in time, but we were specifically denied credentials for their election parties and are devastated).

Via RightWingWatch:

“Under God’s law," he explained, "a woman should not even have dominion over her household. There are natural roles and abilities that men and women have that are God-ordained and together, they are complementary of one another, and together, a man and a woman can raise a family."

They’re not supposed to be competitive or competitors of one another,” host Keith Alexander added.

“The husband is the ruler of the house under God’s law, and that’s the law that I abide by,” Edwards said. Alexander defended their rejection of the idea of a female president by pointing out that the White House is “the national house."

YEAH BITCHES. You don't even get dominion over your own household, never mind the entire nation! It's against the law! The God Law that magically somehow always directly benefits dudes like James Edwards and not women so much! Especially if you are maybe a lesbian and a bad mother (shutyourmouth)! Which James Edwards is pretty sure that Hillary Clinton is!

“You cannot be a very radical, and I mean extremist radical, feminist and at once be the kind of mother that God intended for a woman to be. So I’m sure that there is love between Hillary Clinton and her daughter, but I did not see the family and familial bonds out of the Clinton family that I saw from the Trump family. Does anyone really believe that Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton sleep in the same room? Does anyone really believe that Hillary Clinton even sleeps with men?”

Does anyone really even care (except for God)? Also, does anyone really want the kinds of familial bonds going on with the Trump family?


Anyway, not only does Edwards think that women-folk should not be allowed to be president, he would actually prefer it if they could not even vote!

“Would this country be better, frankly, if women didn’t even vote?” Edwards asked. “I mean, ask yourself that because we see women are so — even more than men, and even though men now — need this status, they need to be accepted, they need food, water, shelter, and status in order to survive, but women especially need that. You know, I think the model before suffrage was a husband and a wife come together as a unit and the man casts the vote for that family.”

Quite frankly, I am thinking that this is a position that other Trump supporters should consider supporting as well! I bet you it would go over pretty well. Maybe if women like whomever James Edwards is married to stay home on election day, and then show us all the awesome status they received for doing so, all the rest of us will be all like "Take this 19th amendment and SHOVE IT!" Yeah, that will probably totally happen, and they should really look into trying it out!


Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse


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