Who Is Chris Christie Yelling At Today?
More like who ISN'T Chris Christie yelling at! It is why America loves him. For reminding us all of an abusive stepdad! Also who doesn't want to just yell at everybody, all the time? Especially any reporter who would be so stupid, such a moronic idiot, as to actually ask a question that was not on an approved topic! The New Jersey governor is not having it! He simply is not!
So, we did not watch this video? Because we are tender-hearted and do not want to witness it when Governor Sammiches finally goes to the Big Coronary Ward in the Sky? But according to Mediaite, the idiot reporter asked a question about the legislature, instead of the approved topic: yet another Garden State Environmental Disaster. (TRENTON!)
Also, your editrix moved this weekend, and the cable company installed TV instead of Internet, so we are currently working from a Starbucks steps from downtown LA's glowing and shiny and frankly celestial Skid Row, and there is a man yelling "DON'T BITCH OUT" at someone invisible. So if Chris Christie turns down the veep slot, we think we may have found a replacement. [Mediaite]
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.