Who Is On The Hill's Most Beautiful People Thingy Besides Not You?
So The Hill did its Most Beautiful People Thingy, and they picked Jeff Flake to be the most beautiful person on Capitol Hill. That is weird right? Like, that is him, above. Um? The Hill is obviously staffed by sexless robots -- not the good sexy robots like Tina, or John Thune. We mean really. No Bamz? No Mrs. Bamz? No sultry Betsy Rothstein? No Old Handsome Joe Biden? HANDSOME IS RIGHT THERE IN HIS NAME!!! But the most shocking omission of all is ...
WHAT THE FUCK NO ROSA DELAURO?
HAVE YOU NO EYES TO SEE?
Fuck you, The Hill, this lady is BEST.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.