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Resistance to Donald Trump and his sucky terribleness is breaking out all over, in the form of hilarious resignation letters! Daniel Kammen, a State Department envoy for science, resigned his post Wednesday, citing Trump's disgusting white-supremacist-enabling response to Charlottesville. And he did it with a SECRET MESSAGE!

You see what he did there? He spelled out I-M-P-E-A-C-H in the first letter of each paragraph! He told CNN he was inspired by the resignation letter written by ALL THE MEMBERS of The President's Committee on the Arts and the Humanities, which employed a similar tricky dicky:

You see what they did there? They spelled R-E-S-I-S-T!

So, who did it better? On one hand, Kammen's word "impeach" is longer than "resist," which means he had to do an extra paragraph. Also, that he capped it off by starting with "Herein" is just inspired.

On the other hand, the Arts and Humanities theater kids had the idea first.

(There was another "fuck off" letter delivered to Trump on Wednesday, signed by four Jewish organizations, canceling a yearly call with rabbis and the president, over Trump's piss-poor response to Charlottesville. It is very awesome and you should read it, but it's not included in this contest because A) the rabbis aren't resigning from anything and B) they did not spell a secret message, unless they meant for their letter to spell T-I-T-T, in which case they automatically win this contest by one hundred miles.)

Before you vote on best letter, Wonkette would like to have a try:

Frankly, Donald, we think you should fuck off.

Under Article 25, it says if your president is a total fuck-bonkers from hell, the vice president and those generals swarming around your unhinged ass are allowed to remove you.

Could they plz do that like tomorrow?

K thanks.

Of course, we'd still have to contend with Mike Pence as our president but

Fuck it, we guess we can survive that. It's not like it would be a full

Four years of him. Anyway, go eat dicks in jail.

Love,

Wonkette

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