Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz's Trump-Hatin' Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)
That thing last night: wasn't it HIDEOUS? Didn't you know from his first words, when he said "hey, maybe can it with the knocking over Jewish headstones," that the media was going to fall all over itself about how "presidential" he was? Van Jones, sadly, I am looking at YOU.
BUT! What we didn't think we'd see today was a whole mess of "regular people," as focus grouped by none other than Frank Fucking Luntz, who had a hell of a lot more to say -- correctly -- than the pundits did. They were not buying his bullshit! Not even for a second! (Well, a few guys did, for a second, and they were SHOUTED DOWN by people who KNOW THE SCORE.) We know you never watch the videos, but make like an Abba song and Take a Chance on this one! It's FUN!
OOOH BOY they are SPITFIRES! Whenever any of them are incorrect, the others hoot and shout him down with FACTS! Like, one dude says "hey, he gave an olive branch to the Democrats," and they are like NO HE DID NOT, HE SAID THEY HAD TO WORK WITH HIM, and then another guy claims the Congressional Black Congress wouldn't even meet with poor President Trump and the big black woman is all NUH UH UH and she backs it up with the real facts of the matter -- that they had sent him a letter in JANUARY and he STILL HASN'T RESPONDED TO IT, and she is not having that dude's JIVE. (She didn't say "jive," but she didn't even need to, she was so rad and good and loud and facty.)
Frank Luntz: "OKAY, WE'RE NOT ALL GOING TO JUMP ON MARK AT ONE TIME."
No, they will TAKE TURNS.
And this is how we must all be, every single fucking day, when we are met with half-baked alternafacts from people who get their info from Alex Jones or Trump (same thing) and shout them all down with TRUTH, and also #RESIST.
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