Why Is Michelle Obama Visiting Bin Laden's Son In The Hospital After He Did The Boston Bombings?


So it turns out, via tipster "Michael," who would like Wonket to investigate before we get 9/11ed again, that theSAUDI NATIONAL (who has already been cleared of the Boston Bombings but only because the FBI IS IN ON IT) is actually Osama Bin Laden's son, Hamza, and Michelle Obama visited him in the hospital after he did the Boston Bombings, because she loves jihad.

Obviously, it just makes too much sense.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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