Wichita Tonight And Denver On Wednesday, We Are On The Road Again!
The Wonkebago WAS dead! Long live the Wonkebago! (It was nothing, just a short in the sensor that LETS IT DRIVE. It dried out and we were on the road again.)
This morning, we are leaving my mama's in Oklahoma with a pit stop at the capital to kiss all the WALKOUT TEACHERS -- they learned it from YOU, West Virginia! -- and will see you in Wichita, Kansas, TONIGHT (Mon., April 2) from 5 to 7 p.m., at Anchor, 1109 E. Douglas. Dinner's on us!
Denver, we will see you Wednesday, April 4, at Wynkoop Brewing, 1634 18th St., 6-8 p.m. We will buy you beer and appetizers!
And then we are going home to Montana and NEVER LEAVING AGAIN, for at least a month.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.