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The Wonkebago WAS dead! Long live the Wonkebago! (It was nothing, just a short in the sensor that LETS IT DRIVE. It dried out and we were on the road again.)


This morning, we are leaving my mama's in Oklahoma with a pit stop at the capital to kiss all the WALKOUT TEACHERS -- they learned it from YOU, West Virginia! -- and will see you in Wichita, Kansas, TONIGHT (Mon., April 2) from 5 to 7 p.m., at Anchor, 1109 E. Douglas. Dinner's on us!

Denver, we will see you Wednesday, April 4, at Wynkoop Brewing, 1634 18th St., 6-8 p.m. We will buy you beer and appetizers!

And then we are going home to Montana and NEVER LEAVING AGAIN, for at least a month.

Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Nancy Pelosi kicked some fresh Trump ass this morning when she wrote a letter to Donald Trump letting him know he's no longer invited to deliver his State of the Union address to Congress on January 29. This is a great loss for all Americans who giggle when Trump mispronounces words that are simple for even the most remedial second graders.

For those of us who are bored with that bullshit at this point, guess what we don't have to do on January 29?

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