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Will This Republican State Senate Candidate Beat His Opponent, From Jail? Probably, It Is Oklahoma

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Well here is a nice young man, Fred E. Ray Smith, running for Oklahoma state Senate, from jail, where he was taken for warrants and drunk driving and driving without a license or registration, and also he owes so much child support and his ex has a protective order out against him. We assume he is going to win, because "R-Oklahoma." But let us take a moment to admire what his campaign manager/fiancee, SunShine Fox, has to say about the wholemishegas.


Fox, who is engaged to Smith, said it was a simple oversight that Smith didn't pay the fines and that Smith has been making regular payments in child support, but recently became unemployed.

Fox said all of Smith's paycheck goes to child support every month.

β€œDon't you wish all men would do that?” Fox said.

Weeeellll .... sure! Sounds like a swell fella! Good on you, SunShine! (Run, girl. Run like the wind.)

Anyway, he is running to represent Ada, which has at least one gas station (we have been there!), but is currently actually represented by a Democrat lady, which is weird. But Okie Dems are a different type of Dem anyway, so don't worry, your brain does not have to essplode.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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If there is one thing that decrepit "rocker" Ted Nugent hates, it is gun-free zones. Over the years, he has insisted that they are very dangerous and pretty much the number one cause of mass shootings. They caused Columbine and mean "more body bags" and "more crime" and even "workplace violence"! They are "killing fields"! THEY ARE ALL THE BAD THINGS!

You see where we're going with this right?

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Oh hey, Maria Butina the Russian spy lady, you are still in jail!

Butina, who was arrested Sunday for being a Russian spy who infiltrated the NRA in order to infiltrate the GOP for her motherland, is supposed to appear in court this afternoon, and in advance of that, prosecutors have filed a really fun motion listing all the reasons Butina should be required to STAY IN JAIL until her trial, at which point she will be found guilty as a common Paul Manafort and have to go to so much more jail. In short, it is because she is a major flight risk, but the document is a much better read than that, and it has boning. Shall we give it a look?

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