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Big news: President Obama finally did an interview for a gay porn website! Which one, you might be wondering? Fratmen? No, silly, Barack Obama isn't a fratman, he is the president! Broke Straight Boys? Wrong again, Obama has enough money already. Cocky Boys? We would have seen that already ... ahem. No, it is Huffington Post, the gay porn site Arianna Huffington made!

This scoop was scooped up by a dude name of Cliff Kincaid, a wingnut who we're pretty sure is the most accuratest media watchdog out there -- after all, his organization is called Accuracy In Media, and the religious right ALWAYS tells the truth. Kincaid published his scoop at Matt Barber's Barbwire, where stupid goes to have unprotected syphilitic sex with other stupid, and that is how wingnut blog post babies are made:

Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth notes that The Huffington Post’s “Gay Voices” section has run a video of movie scenes with full-frontal male nudity.

In addition to publishing and promoting pornography, The Huffington Post is a “progressive” platform for advocates of abortion, homosexual rights and marijuana legalization.

Actually, we were not aware that HuffPost was now doing gay porn. When did Arianna decide to make the switch? She always has her finger on the pulse of what's hot right now, that Arianna Huffington! A quick perusal of the articles Kincaid gives as examples does not produce any actual porn. One is a photo series of what porn stars look like with and without make-up. No, not make-up on their vaginas, on their faces! There is another photo series of porn stars, all of which are artistic face shots. (NO, not facials. You sickos.) Finally there is a thinkpiece about which states like boobs vs. the ones what like butts.

WHERE IS THE PORN?

Kincaid gives us a little more background on the Huffington Post, in case you have never heard of it before:

It was named after Arianna Huffington’s ex-husband, Michael Huffington, who was born rich and then turned gay. (In this case, apparently, being gay was a choice). She used his money from a divorce settlement to start the on-line “news” service in 2005.

Uh no, Kincaid, Michael Huffington was in the closet -- you know, the same place where a lot of your religious right colleagues are hiding.

On foreign policy, the publication is pro-Arab, pro-Muslim and anti-Israel. One report documents how it works hand-in-glove with Al Jazeera.

Huff-Watch notes that The Huffington Post has a “longstanding pattern of pictorial bias to ensure that Iranian madmen look as benevolent and kindly as possible, and that Prime Minister Netanyahu looks as sinister and evil as possible.” It notes one photo showing Iran’s chief mullah “looking very grandfatherly,” in contrast to a photo of Netanyahu looking “angry, sinister and malevolent.”

But none of the shots of the mullah or Netanyahu were naked, so still not porn :(

Kincaid then delivers the smoking gun, by Googling "Huffington Post + gay," and he randomly posts EIGHT articles that have the word "gay" in them. Funny, we just did the same thing at Kincaid's Accuracy In Media site, and also the website of his beloved friend Peter "Porno Pete" LaBarbera, the hilariously named Americans For Truth, and we got so many more results than that! From the looks of it, they're into much weirder gay stuff than HuffPo is.

Kincaid and LaBarbera have been doing this "exposing the media" pole dance for a while now, collaborating on massive investigative stories about how Fox News doesn't hate fags enough anymore, which makes them feel like prom dates who got Left Behind, because of the Rapture. Guess we will just have to add Huffington Post to the list of media organizations that aren't really all that concerned about what anti-gay clown farts who run around taking pictures of leather sex festivals, for journalism, have to say about things.

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Kincaid ends his piece by doing one of those insane Glenn Beck-ian connect-the-dots things, which somehow proves that Barack Obama shouldn't be giving interviews to one of the most widely read online news sources in the world, concluding that "one has to wonder if the editors realize how ridiculous their bias makes them look."

This was written, again, on Matt Barber's Barbwire.com blogplace, which has repeatedly published articles by people calling for gays to be put to death. Barbwire writers have also declared that "Big Sodomy" is coming for your kids, that murderous gay death squads are going to anti-gay-bash all the Good Christians, and that Obama is going to kill all the American people by letting ISIS give them Ebola. No, Cliff Kincaid, HuffPost could not possibly live up to the journalistic standards of the place that publishes your "investigative reports."

So is Huffington Post a gay porn site? We don't know. They published an article reporting on Kincaid's allegations, but not actually COMMENTING on them. There they go again, TEACHING THE CONTROVERSY. And granted, maybe Kincaid got the idea from watching HuffPost Live, due to the fact that host Ahmed Shihab-Eldin is so hot, sometimes we THINK we are watching porn, but we realize that no, we are just daydreaming again while we watch the news!

In any case, we guess we'll just have to start adding a "NSFW" every time we link to them, just in case. Don't want Wonkers to get in trouble with their bosses.

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[Barbwire/image via HuffPost Live]

Evan Hurst

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