Wingnuts Plotting To Overthrow Devil Halloween Ritual With 'JesusWeen'

The fringe end of the Jesus people spectrum is still sore about the unholy existence of patron witch-saint Christine O'Donnell's annual demonic pagan sex party "Halloween," so they are heroically promoting a hilarious/doomed Internet campaign to put the "Jesus" back in "Ween" this October 31st. Everyone celebrate "Jesus Ween," for the kids! Oh sure, it may sound like a creepy Ted Haggard joke, but no: Jesus Ween celebrants are called upon to surprise the costumed child-heathens' outstretched candy pails with miniature Bibles, which we are guessing will rank right along with the travel-size floss the neighborhood dentist is always giving out. How about a fun "Jesus Ween" commercial, after the jump!

Everyone, please consider introducing some filthy Jesus Ween to your city:

Aaaand, for good measure. here are our favorites from the unmoderated "testimonials" submitted to via Facebook:

  • "Sandra" - I am so excited about JesusWeen. Personally, I don’t like or celebrate Halloween. Usually, I lock myself up and pretend no one is home on that day. This year, I look forward to handing out Christian gifts and reaching my world.
  • "Barnes" - Just want to thank you. I am glad to see christans that don't celebrate halloween so many do and think i am harsh or weird because i will not allow my son to dress up for this devils holiday am glad to see church's giving the kids another option for that day THANK YOU
  • "John" - My kids just asked me if I knew what a ween was, and we are born again.

Careful there with the sarcasm, "John!" The Jesus Santa is watching.  [ via BoingBoing]

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