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Wingnuts Terrified: Black Man Coming For, Possibly On, Their Daughters

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You wanna see somethingreally scary? "First he asked for your wedding gifts, then your yard sales and now he has asked for your daughters." Dun dun DUN. That's right. The most scariest thing that could ever have happened has happened, right here in our own US of A. A woman made a video acting like she wanted Pimp in Chief Barack Obama to do sex on her young white body, and the wingnuts are reacting exactly as you'd expect: by rolling their eyes and going "eh, if we were libtards we would think that was funny we guess, but we're not so we don't" and then moving onto something important. HAHA just kidding. No. They are fainting in horror and screeching and wailing that mildly racy dialogue (if it were 1924) of young white women implying doing sex on Barack Obama will result in his landslide defeat. Let us watch them gnash their teeth and tear their hair, together, after the jump.


First, here is the video. It is by Lena Dunham, whom we LOVE (and we reeeeeally don't get the backlash, Gawker; she is smart and hilarious and her version of shallow and callow 24 is very much the one we remember from 45 years ago, and which our own mother remembers from the 1910s). There is at least one very funny line, about the Lilly Ledbetter Act. Hooray!

So now we've all seen it, we can follow along as the wingnuts vomit with fear!

From RedState:

Lena Dunham allows herself to be used in this cheap, last minute attempt to be the first for young women. Dunham, who was raised in a wealthy, over-sexualized household and who started therapy at age 7 must somewhat be forgiven for her role; she seems to have a thing for talking about her first time, the Obama administration was just happy to oblige. The problem is, this is an adult man, with two young daughters, who should know better.

Also from RedState:

If you need any further proof we live in a fallen world destined for hell fire, consider the number of people who have no problem with the President of the United States, via a campaign ad, ridiculing virgins and comparing sex to voting.

This is the man who once said children were a punishment. At least we know he’s cool with abortion.

How about some Breitbart?

So she chose to do it for the first time with Barack Obama, since he “cares about and understands women.” In fact, he understands them so well that he exploits them for insane commercials comparing losing your virginity with voting. Obama has young daughters.

But that didn't stop him from releasing this commercial. Because this is what Obama thinks of your daughters. This is Obama's official campaign ad. Paid for with his campaign money. Distributed by his campaign. If this ad were any more demeaning to women – who apparently care only about having sex, if you listen to Lena “You Want To Do It” Dunham -- it would be produced by Bill Maher and star Bill Clinton.

Oh, wait. That’s Obama’s actual campaign.

Here, have some twats!

Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeen!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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